Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I Hate When I Don't Know Stuff

This weekend my company moved offices. We'd been in the same building for 12 years. It was nice enough - good location, close to the house and the boys' schools, beautiful view, plush digs in a rather ugly building. There were annoyances - mice for one. I've grown to hate the very sight of mousetraps, even the "humane" ones. The other was an ongoing battle with the break room sink. It leaked - twice we had to replace the tile in the break room. It would back up, we would call the building, they would send their plumber (always THEIR plumber, building regulation apparently), they would tell us the problem was we were putting coffee grounds in the sink (we weren't), they'd show us gunky black stuff to prove that we were putting coffee grounds down the sink (we weren't), they'd proclaim it fixed and the building would send us some outrageous bill for plumbing services. One time they even said we needed a new disposal, so they installed one. That bill had a 75% markup on the disposal and a labor charge of 2 men for 6 hours of work! I disputed both with the building management and they dropped one man's labor. I decided that was victory enough.

Last week, with less than 5 days left before move-out, the sink backed up again. I didn't even call it in. Let it be someone else's problem, I thought. And so, with a brand new dishwasher awaiting me at the new office (something we never had at the old) I packed up all the dirty dishes to take with me and told all my coworkers not to use the sink.

Last night I took Roy, the boys and my dad to the old building to get the old refrigerator - it will be much happier as my new beer fridge than as a boring office fridge, after all! I asked my dad, a contractor by trade, to please turn off the water line to the RO system. As he reached into the small space under the sink his hand brushed against the main pipe and water started pouring out. "What the hell is that mess?" he said and laid on the ground to get a closer look.

What that mess was was the water from the backed up sink. And herein lies my complaint about hating it when I don't know stuff. If I had known more about plumbing I might have noticed at some point during the 12 years we leased the space that the plumbers the building kept sending were idiots. I might have realized that what I took for padding hours was incompetence. I might have saved the aggravation of constantly dealing with a backed up sink. Because what my dad saw in 5 seconds was that the damn pipe was never really connected! No threads, no gasket, no nut, no sealant. Simply one ill fitting pipe shoved up inside another about about an eight of an inch.




The moral to this story is that everyone needs to learn the basics of plumbing. Although apparently you don't even need to know that much to get paid by a large commercial management company to "fix" tenant's shit.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

See, I keep forgetting that I have this blog...

and I realize that in an era of tweets and apps blogs are more than a little passé. But for the first time in a long time - since 2006 to be precise - I'm not coaching a team. I have some free time on my hands. And my friends are reviving their blogs, although to be fair my blog was never much of anything, so why not me too?

My goal is to tell an entertaining story that maybe someone, somewhere will want to read. Now I just have to think of some.